Merry Christmas, Happy Tuesday, Etc

Even the most militant of atheists can appreciate the goodness of the holidays. Be sure to enjoy them, from Hanukkah to Festivus, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Boxing Day, remember that not all things in the world are broken.

As-salaam alaykum, my friends,

-Andrew Zimmer


I’ve been a bad Sword King

So I’ve recently been in dereliction of duty here at my Blag, and I want to make up for that. Or perhaps just explain it.

I’ve been working on a new screenplay, well, filling in the skeleton of an idea that I’ve had for a while with sweet, tender meat. It’s called “Open Road” and is probably my best concept yet. For those who don’t know, the screenplays I have completed have largely been practice. “Possibilities”, my first and so-far greatest, borrowed heavily from my own past to flesh out the characters. “The Shrunken” and “Sped Life” were distilled silliness, the first being an exercise in just how bad a script I could write, and the latter being so politically-incorrect that it could never be made while I yet draw air. Continue reading