The Epic Legends « The Chaos Fold

"I think he really begins in reality and ends up in fantasy."

"No, he starts in fantasy and ends up in chaos."
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As far as personality goes, that's about all you need to know. Reality sucks, I will try to limit its impact here as much as is possible.

Professionally, I could best be described as a shiftless layabout. I am currently blogging my way into the future, hoping for the big break.

Also, dolphins are pretty cool.
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The Epic Legends

I’m currently in the process of telling the stories that turned me into what I am today. Together, The Epic Legends, as I’ve named them (thanks for not suing me Penny Arcade, all love) give what I hope is a funny and interesting picture of my past. All previous installments (in chronological order of their actual occurrences) will be collected and linked here.

Busch Gardens I (Coming soon)

The Atlanta Saga:

Operation Tooth Fairy and the Summer of 69 (coming soon)

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