Merry Christmas, Happy Tuesday, Etc

Even the most militant of atheists can appreciate the goodness of the holidays. Be sure to enjoy them, from Hanukkah to Festivus, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Boxing Day, remember that not all things in the world are broken.
As-salaam alaykum, my friends,
-Andrew Zimmer

I’ve been a bad Sword King

So I’ve recently been in dereliction of duty here at my Blag, and I want to make up for that. Or perhaps just explain it.
I’ve been working on a new screenplay, well, filling in the skeleton of an idea that I’ve had for a while with sweet, tender meat. It’s called “Open Road” [...]