My thoughts on Assassin’s Creed are rather bleak. The whole affair, from the insultingly cynical marketing, to the hype campaign, to the shoddy execution is just depressing.
The game’s a Molyneux, to coin a term. Simply put, it so desperately tries to innovate that it forgets all those things that make games worthwhile, like [...]
December 29, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Reviews, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 1 Comment
I picked up an album on recommendation from a good friend today, Cassadega by Bright Eyes. This album is phenomenal.
I don’t think before now I’ve heard an album emerge from my generation that comes so close to being a defining classic, a Blood on the Tracks or a Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band. [...]
December 21, 2007
Categories: Music, Reviews, dolphins . Tags: beatles, blood on the tracks, bob dylan, bright eyes, bruce springsteen, cassadega, classic, connor oberst, Music, sgt. pepper's lonely heart's club band, singer-songwriters . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
The Playstation 3 hasn’t exactly enjoyed the world’s greatest library since its launch. A number of titles that fans were counting on to give them some much-needed value faltered, seemingly because of motion controls, time pressure, or both. Lair and Heavenly Sword arrived to much fanfare but little welcome, as they both were [...]
October 31, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Reviews, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: console, eye of judgement, folklore, folksoul, game republic, hype, mediocrity, msk learned how to split posts, playstation, pokemon, review, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
As this is the first full review on The Chaos Fold, I’m going to take the time to explain my methodology.
I review games based on their play value. If I buy a game that is graphically amazing, but with lackluster controls, a piss-weak storyline, or flawed design principles, I’ll say “Skip it” or something [...]
October 31, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Reviews, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: ampersand, awesome, bioshock, box art, buy it, half-life, halo, insomniac, new york times, pixar, playstation, ratchet & clank, review, sixaxis, sony, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment