After reading my epic screed on the philosophical implications of fellatio, my good friend Travis seems to have been broken.
He just spent a good five minutes with his fists balled into his eyes, his world unraveling at the thought of his mother, our high school principal, and Joan Fucking Rivers sucking merrily on man-meat. He [...]
Cocksucking has broken my friend.
This is all ridiculous.
While trying in vain to fall asleep at 7:30 in the morning, I had a thought.
The thought wasn’t a particularly dignified one, nor was it particularly profound on its own merit.
I realized that the vast majority of women I know have probably, at some point in their lives, had their mouths affixed to male genitalia.
Don’t [...]
You never quite realize
I’ve been in this odd place for a while now. I call it the Cryogenically Unfrozen Effect, where I’m relatively unchanged, and the group of people I’ve known since childhood have undergone any number of cataclysmic shitstorms while I’ve been dark, so to speak.
Every now and then I check up on the miscreants [...]
Pessimism
I’m beginning to think that my generation has gotten the shaft.
The boomers were often maligned for being self-centered and arrogant, which in many cases I can agree with. However, the boomers also gave birth to Rock & Roll, drove the civil rights movement, and ended the Vietnam war. With such a vital [...]
