A Note to Commenters.

In the wake of my recent traffic boom I’ve been getting some people here who have said some fairly outrageous things.  I want to make crystal-clear my policies regarding commenting, and debate on this site.
They’re both great.  I love comments, and I love debate.  What I don’t love are ad-hominem attacks, copy/pasted propaganda, and hate [...]

Why I Am Voting For Barack Obama

I’ve taken my potshots at John McCain and Sarah Palin lately.  Childish, but fun.  I don’t think anyone can really disagree with my assessment in their heart of hearts, that is to say “Ahahahahahahahahahaha”.
I don’t want to joke about that right now, though.  I’ve talked about Barack Obama before, I’ve got his link right over [...]

Reverse Bel-Obama

I must admit, I liked the simpler slogan better…
Credit: http://wecanbelievein.com
Reverse Bel-Air from xkcd

This is why I love politics…

The fact is, everything that is funny in the world is omnipresent in American politics.  Especially stuff like secretive buttfucking during the Republican National Convention.  Check out this family-values enthusiast’s post on Craigslist for the Minneapolis/St. Paul area.
young guy in town for the convention, looking for a good time – 25 (near Xcel Center)
Date: 2008-09-01, [...]

Sorry, I just have to do this one more time.

Part 2 of the Atlanta story is on the way, there are a total of three parts, and when I tell the story its usually part of my spoken word routine, so I’m adapting it as I go.  I have to get something out of my system though.
MCCAIN/PALIN ‘08 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Obama/Biden ‘08

So its official, my man, Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden as his running mate for the upcoming presidential election.
Good choice, in my opinion, not the best choice but the best choices would generally be impossible.
I’m happy but not thrilled, not that this stood the slightest chance of affecting my own vote.  I’ll wait to [...]

Media Blackout

The world needs a break from 24 hour news networks.  They’re poisonous, and not just Fox, which is intentionally poisonous.
Over the course of time, and more specifically this campaign season I’ve realized that what some might refer to as the Death of Journalism is not a willful disrespect, or bias, but rather a necessity of [...]

So now I can emerge from my cave…

It would seem that my good friend Barry Obama has the Democratic nomination all wrapped up!  That’s good, I was running low on beans in my apocalypse shelter.
This whole ordeal, just the ordeal of nominating, mind you, has been the greatest circus I have ever seen in my twenty years of inside-the-beltway life.  Well, technically [...]

Don’t Call It A Comeback

The past few weeks I’ve been dealing with a lot.  Lot of bullshit.  I’ve gone into turtle mode, really, and because of it my writing has suffered.  Anyway, I’m going to try to make the effort to write some more here, maybe pump a bit more life into this dead husk of a blag.  I’ve [...]