Imagine the scene. You’re at the World Cup in South Africa, bleeding from every orifice due to the sonic pressure of the dread Vuvuzela. Suddenly, during the championship game God descends. Obviously this will cause a stoppage in play. And He comes right on down and says to the crowd “Okay, let’s try switching things [...]
I’ve made it to the big-leagues!
For the first time in The Chaos Fold’s history… Godwin’s Law has been invoked. *sniff* I feel like my baby’s all grown up now… People are invoking Hitler in my comment threads… Its so beautiful… Oh I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!
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It’s been a bad case of February
Life’s been a bitch lately. It’s about that time of year. Anyway, I do have a musing to share with you all. I’ve remarked before about how many of my fucking idiot friends are doing things such as getting engaged/married at ages comparable to my own, that is 20 years old. That’s retarded. Another one [...]
The Root of All Evil
Has anyone else ever noticed that the folk-devil trumpeted as “the reason our kids are all going to be evil baby-raping murderous sociopaths” changes several times per generation? It’s true! In my generation, we’ve had rap, marylin manson (notable for being one of the few individuals declared to be the antichrist, although he was doing [...]
Chaos.
Many people have asked me about the quote I bear as my standard, on the side there. The reality/fantasy/chaos thing. Yes. Its origin was in the Applegeeks chatroom once upon a time, when I was discussing one of my many absolutely batshit ideas. The one that gave rise to that? A world domination plan. Here’s [...]
Friends With Retards
No offense to actual retards meant by the following. Anyway, has anyone else noticed that as your life progresses, it isn’t so much a journey in self-improvement and maturity as it is weeding out the retards that you’re friends with? I know most of the stupid shit I’ve done in the past, the sort of [...]
So the US Navy test-fired their railgun today…
The project is to create a ship-mounted railgun that can fire a projectile over 200 nautical miles with precision. The pure aluminum slug was fired with ten megajoules of energy, part of its casing vaporizing on launch. No explosives were involved in the test. Pretty cool, but I’ve got one better. The weapon of the [...]
