My new citadel is in many ways paradoxical. It does not show up on any known mapping program, yet packages still make their way here. It is not in Lynchburg, but it is said to be so. Sometimes the GPS on my phone tells me I am in Lynchburg. Sometimes, Rustburg. Note that both these [...]
On Seriousness
Since I returned there haven’t really been many dick jokes. I feel I should remedy this. A while ago, during my absence, I was cleaning up the kitchen in my former apartment, when I discovered a little bamboo skewer, charred at one end. I had used it the night before to light candles when the [...]
My Night’s Sleep
Yes, I’ve been away from my blag here for a while, I’ll talk about that some later, but right now I want to talk about how I slept last night. Seems dull, no? Well strap the fuck in, because we’re going for a ride. So I was lounging around with my father last night, getting [...]
The Things I Have Done
To make my citadel less dude-centric and friendly for a female of the human race to stay in, over the past three days I have done officially more cleaning than I have in the past six years, easily. I began by thoroughly de-trashing the premises. The journey took me deep into the Underbed, where artifacts [...]
World Cup Thought Experiment
Imagine the scene. You’re at the World Cup in South Africa, bleeding from every orifice due to the sonic pressure of the dread Vuvuzela. Suddenly, during the championship game God descends. Obviously this will cause a stoppage in play. And He comes right on down and says to the crowd “Okay, let’s try switching things [...]
The Return
June 21, 2010. It seems like a date that never should have happened. Some science fiction land where the aliens have landed to meet with the robot overlords on the nuclear-charred wastes that once were home to the human race. While our current dystopia is wildly different than those imagined by Arthur C. Heinlein K. [...]
I’ve made it to the big-leagues!
For the first time in The Chaos Fold’s history… Godwin’s Law has been invoked. *sniff* I feel like my baby’s all grown up now… People are invoking Hitler in my comment threads… Its so beautiful… Oh I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!
A Note to Commenters.
In the wake of my recent traffic boom I’ve been getting some people here who have said some fairly outrageous things. I want to make crystal-clear my policies regarding commenting, and debate on this site. They’re both great. I love comments, and I love debate. What I don’t love are ad-hominem attacks, copy/pasted propaganda, and [...]
Fast.
So thanks to Ragamuffin Soul and The Epic Legends, the blag has exploded. My page views chart looks lewd in its verticality. #4 on WordPress.com’s fastest growing blogs and still counting. Is this the Blog equivalent of critical mass? Is the Chaos Fold about to rupture and demolish all the tubes with its awesome? Time [...]
The Reviews Are In!
“I enjoyed it, but I got a bit queasy at one point.” -Fearless Commenter Mike on the Atlanta Saga. “You gave me something to do besides my epically boring history homework.” – Vaastaan of CQY I for one, think that inducing mild physical discomfort in your audience is one of the greatest things you can [...]
September 2, 2008
Categories: Mindless Meandering . Tags: atlanta, commenters, discomfort, Epic Legends, or the roller coaster scene, Reviews, was it the toilet scene . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment