The story’s been told, the first legend put to print.
Here’s what happened after.
Me and the girl in the next seat never really happened as a couple. Our relationship began and ended on that bus. Still, its brevity and its purity changed my whole perspective on life and love. I learned that hardship usually has a [...]
September 2, 2008
Categories: Bullshit . Tags: atlanta, busch gardens, coming of age, Epic Legends, epilogue, film, karma, life lessons, relationships, roller coasters, romance, spoken word, womanizers, writing . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
I must admit, I liked the simpler slogan better…
Credit: http://wecanbelievein.com
Reverse Bel-Air from xkcd
September 2, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, dolphins, politics . Tags: barack obama, bel air, campaign 2008, change we can believe in, fresh prince, politics, reverse bel air, xkcd, yes we can . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 2 Comments
I am currently sitting in a foreign land, an apartment, not many miles from my own, where a good friend of mine lives… with his wife. His pregnant wife.
I just turned 21 on Sunday so you might understand how this comes as something of a shock, my friends spawning podlings. It is deranged and disturbing [...]
August 27, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, introspection . Tags: adulthood, asspunch, babies, children, introspection, life, love, marriage, men, old age, women, world of warcraft . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 1 Comment
So its official, my man, Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden as his running mate for the upcoming presidential election.
Good choice, in my opinion, not the best choice but the best choices would generally be impossible.
I’m happy but not thrilled, not that this stood the slightest chance of affecting my own vote. I’ll wait to [...]
August 23, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, politics . Tags: 2008, barack obama, CAPS LOCK PARTY, democrats, dnc, election, joe biden, politics, united states, vice president . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
All this recent hoopla in my head over the convergence of film and gaming, my two most beloved things, has led me to draw up a few ideal casting choices for some upcoming games-to-movies, namely BioShock and Metal Gear Solid, which has the added benefit of being 90% movie anyway.
Bioshock:
Protagonist Jack: You want someone who’s [...]
August 21, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, Film, Writing, Etc., Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: bioshock, captain hammer, captain tightpants, daniel day lewis, david carradine, dr horrible, evangeline lilly, film, george takei, jack nicholson, jake gyllenhaal, james macavoy, john noble, joss whedon, kill bill, lost, metal gear solid, mgs, milkshake, movies, nathan fillion, philip seymour hoffman, psychotic, robin williams, sulu, video games, viggo mortensen . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
…but I cannot tell any of you, dear readers, lest I be smote by my overlords.
So, did anyone else catch that the recent Time Magazine cover story, “The Secrets of Leadership”, a profile of Nelson Mandela, was followed directly by a profile of Moot, founder of 4chan.org?
We live in a world that is rapidly losing [...]
July 23, 2008
Categories: Bullshit . . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
The past few weeks I’ve been dealing with a lot. Lot of bullshit. I’ve gone into turtle mode, really, and because of it my writing has suffered. Anyway, I’m going to try to make the effort to write some more here, maybe pump a bit more life into this dead husk of a blag. I’ve [...]
May 3, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, dolphins, introspection, politics . Tags: america, beijing, Bullshit, china, economics, grand theft auto, hormones, life, mad, medicine, niko bellic, olympics, politics, psychiatry, psychology, sex, united states . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
That is all. More tomorrow when I’m not addled by fatigue.
(Hyper-late Edit: Obviously this never happened. I’ll try to make up for it with something fantasmically awesome.)
February 29, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: capcom, devil may cry, hogwash, lies, misinformation, scandal, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
I must share something. Something amazing, something science fiction.
Dominos Pizza is now providing… REAL TIME PIZZA TRACKING.
After placing your order online, you are given the option to go visit the Pizza Tracker, complete with status bar that updates in real time as the various stages of your pizza’s journey are completed.
This is so extraordinary, I [...]
February 26, 2008
Categories: Bullshit . Tags: food, internet, lol, pizza, retards, too much free time, web 2.0 . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
Life’s been a bitch lately. It’s about that time of year.
Anyway, I do have a musing to share with you all. I’ve remarked before about how many of my fucking idiot friends are doing things such as getting engaged/married at ages comparable to my own, that is 20 years old.
That’s retarded.
Another one seems to have [...]
February 25, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, frothing rant, overt trolling . Tags: bad case of february, breeders, dementia, idiocy, marriage, mormons, psychosis, religion, retards, scientology, space jesus . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment