A good friend will indulge your oddities. A great friend will give you new oddities. Thanks, Kara. To see what fresh madness I have been gifted, hit the jump.
On Seriousness
Since I returned there haven’t really been many dick jokes. I feel I should remedy this. A while ago, during my absence, I was cleaning up the kitchen in my former apartment, when I discovered a little bamboo skewer, charred at one end. I had used it the night before to light candles when the [...]
The Insanisphere
In the suburbs of Washington, D.C. no one is actually from the suburbs. This is something natives all know to be true, and in the internet age is even more true. No one wants to say they are from “Fairfax, Virginia” or “Silver Spring, Maryland”. As Lewis Black pointed out, it makes you sound like [...]
My Night’s Sleep
Yes, I’ve been away from my blag here for a while, I’ll talk about that some later, but right now I want to talk about how I slept last night. Seems dull, no? Well strap the fuck in, because we’re going for a ride. So I was lounging around with my father last night, getting [...]
The Things I Have Done
To make my citadel less dude-centric and friendly for a female of the human race to stay in, over the past three days I have done officially more cleaning than I have in the past six years, easily. I began by thoroughly de-trashing the premises. The journey took me deep into the Underbed, where artifacts [...]
World Cup Thought Experiment
Imagine the scene. You’re at the World Cup in South Africa, bleeding from every orifice due to the sonic pressure of the dread Vuvuzela. Suddenly, during the championship game God descends. Obviously this will cause a stoppage in play. And He comes right on down and says to the crowd “Okay, let’s try switching things [...]
The Return
June 21, 2010. It seems like a date that never should have happened. Some science fiction land where the aliens have landed to meet with the robot overlords on the nuclear-charred wastes that once were home to the human race. While our current dystopia is wildly different than those imagined by Arthur C. Heinlein K. [...]
The Epic Legends – Atlanta – Epilogue
The story’s been told, the first legend put to print. Here’s what happened after. Me and the girl in the next seat never really happened as a couple. Our relationship began and ended on that bus. Still, its brevity and its purity changed my whole perspective on life and love. I learned that hardship usually [...]
Old.
I am currently sitting in a foreign land, an apartment, not many miles from my own, where a good friend of mine lives… with his wife. His pregnant wife. I just turned 21 on Sunday so you might understand how this comes as something of a shock, my friends spawning podlings. It is deranged and [...]
