I’ve made it to the big-leagues!

For the first time in The Chaos Fold’s history… Godwin’s Law has been invoked. *sniff* I feel like my baby’s all grown up now…  People are invoking Hitler in my comment threads… Its so beautiful… Oh I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!

A Note to Commenters.

In the wake of my recent traffic boom I’ve been getting some people here who have said some fairly outrageous things.  I want to make crystal-clear my policies regarding commenting, and debate on this site. They’re both great.  I love comments, and I love debate.  What I don’t love are ad-hominem attacks, copy/pasted propaganda, and [...]

The Reviews Are In!

“I enjoyed it, but I got a bit queasy at one point.” -Fearless Commenter Mike on the Atlanta Saga. “You gave me something to do besides my epically boring history homework.” – Vaastaan of CQY I for one, think that inducing mild physical discomfort in your audience is one of the greatest things you can [...]

Why I Am Voting For Barack Obama

I’ve taken my potshots at John McCain and Sarah Palin lately.  Childish, but fun.  I don’t think anyone can really disagree with my assessment in their heart of hearts, that is to say “Ahahahahahahahahahaha”. I don’t want to joke about that right now, though.  I’ve talked about Barack Obama before, I’ve got his link right [...]

Fast.

So thanks to Ragamuffin Soul and The Epic Legends, the blag has exploded.  My page views chart looks lewd in its verticality. #4 on WordPress.com’s fastest growing blogs and still counting.  Is this the Blog equivalent of critical mass?  Is the Chaos Fold about to rupture and demolish all the tubes with its awesome?  Time [...]

The Epic Legends – Atlanta – Epilogue

The story’s been told, the first legend put to print. Here’s what happened after. Me and the girl in the next seat never really happened as a couple.  Our relationship began and ended on that bus.  Still, its brevity and its purity changed my whole perspective on life and love.  I learned that hardship usually [...]

The Epic Legends – Atlanta Day Three

The conclusion of the first installment in my new autobiographical-comedic-prose series “The Epic Legends” nears its conclusion.  I was in Atlanta.  I had won the rights to the bed after a day that was both triumphal and trying.  As a 15-year-old me once remarked, it was a turning point.  I was determined to stick it [...]

Reverse Bel-Obama

I must admit, I liked the simpler slogan better… Credit: http://wecanbelievein.com Reverse Bel-Air from xkcd

This is why I love politics…

The fact is, everything that is funny in the world is omnipresent in American politics.  Especially stuff like secretive buttfucking during the Republican National Convention.  Check out this family-values enthusiast’s post on Craigslist for the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. young guy in town for the convention, looking for a good time – 25 (near Xcel Center) [...]

Happy Anniversary, or perhaps more appropriately, This Was A Triumph

Doesn’t seem that long ago that I started this project.  I suppose it isn’t in the grand scheme of things, but on August 15, 2007, The Chaos Fold was born.  By some minor miracle I’ve managed to accrue 103 published posts, and while I’ve dropped off the blogosphere a couple of times, I’ve more or [...]