Sorry, I just have to do this one more time.

Part 2 of the Atlanta story is on the way, there are a total of three parts, and when I tell the story its usually part of my spoken word routine, so I’m adapting it as I go.  I have to get something out of my system though. MCCAIN/PALIN ’08 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Epic Legends – Atlanta Day One

I’d like to introduce a new feature here at the Chaos Fold, since I’ve been told I’m a good storyteller, and I’ve got some good stories to tell, a series of autobiographical short stories, some funny, some sad, some funny and sad, some odd, some uncanny.  Together these are the stories that make me who [...]

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Old.

I am currently sitting in a foreign land, an apartment, not many miles from my own, where a good friend of mine lives… with his wife.  His pregnant wife. I just turned 21 on Sunday so you might understand how this comes as something of a shock, my friends spawning podlings.  It is deranged and [...]

Obama/Biden ’08

So its official, my man, Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden as his running mate for the upcoming presidential election. Good choice, in my opinion, not the best choice but the best choices would generally be impossible. I’m happy but not thrilled, not that this stood the slightest chance of affecting my own vote.  I’ll [...]

Trout Mystery: Solved

Shortly after posting my first query into the nature of this fishy business (ouch) I received more messages from PetTrout. MagicSwordKing: Who is this? PetTrout: I am PetTrout: Are you planning to circumnavigate the globe, too? MSK: Yes MSK: Who is this? PetTrout: My real screen name is (redacted) without the xes PetTrout: We’ve been [...]

The PetTrout Conspiracy

Someone with an AIM name of PetTrout has been messaging my more public account.  This individual (potentially robot?) left me with this sage advice: “Don’t call transmissions trannies.  Please, please don’t.” I have never called a transmission a tranny.  That term has a very specific connotation.  However, I do not know a PetTrout either, and [...]

Dream Casts (no pun intended)

All this recent hoopla in my head over the convergence of film and gaming, my two most beloved things, has led me to draw up a few ideal casting choices for some upcoming games-to-movies, namely BioShock and Metal Gear Solid, which has the added benefit of being 90% movie anyway. Bioshock: Protagonist Jack: You want [...]

Too Human: The Story of Denis Dyack

Too Human.  Two words.  It is a game that has been in development over ten years.  Originally slated for release on the PlayStation 1, Too Human has since gone through iterations on the Nintendo GameCube and the Xbox 360, where at long last it has seen release. This story isn’t about the game, though.  This [...]

Thought Experiment

This whole post is little more than self-indulgence.  I’m going to be talking myself through a minor existential crisis, only in semi-public.  Feel free to skip it. I’ve been afilliated with many groups online over the years, in various capacities, and one thing has remained the same.  I’ve always been something of a polarizing figure.  [...]