Part 2 of the Atlanta story is on the way, there are a total of three parts, and when I tell the story its usually part of my spoken word routine, so I’m adapting it as I go. I have to get something out of my system though.
MCCAIN/PALIN ‘08 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 30, 2008
Categories: overt trolling, politics . Tags: barack obama, campaign 2008, fail, gut-laughter, john mccain, lulz, politics, retarded, sarah palin . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
I’d like to introduce a new feature here at the Chaos Fold, since I’ve been told I’m a good storyteller, and I’ve got some good stories to tell, a series of autobiographical short stories, some funny, some sad, some funny and sad, some odd, some uncanny. Together these are the stories that make me who [...]
August 30, 2008
Categories: Epic Legends . Tags: atlanta, autobiography, choir, chorus, Epic Legends, geodon, kick, madness, psychosis, sleep deprivation, sparta, story . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 1 Comment
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 30, 2008
Categories: overt trolling, politics . Tags: campaign 2008, cynicism, idiocy, john mccain, politics, president, sarah palin, stepford veep, veep, vice president . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
I am currently sitting in a foreign land, an apartment, not many miles from my own, where a good friend of mine lives… with his wife. His pregnant wife.
I just turned 21 on Sunday so you might understand how this comes as something of a shock, my friends spawning podlings. It is deranged and disturbing [...]
August 27, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, introspection . Tags: adulthood, asspunch, babies, children, introspection, life, love, marriage, men, old age, women, world of warcraft . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 1 Comment
So its official, my man, Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden as his running mate for the upcoming presidential election.
Good choice, in my opinion, not the best choice but the best choices would generally be impossible.
I’m happy but not thrilled, not that this stood the slightest chance of affecting my own vote. I’ll wait to [...]
August 23, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, politics . Tags: 2008, barack obama, CAPS LOCK PARTY, democrats, dnc, election, joe biden, politics, united states, vice president . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
Shortly after posting my first query into the nature of this fishy business (ouch) I received more messages from PetTrout.
MagicSwordKing: Who is this?
PetTrout: I am
PetTrout: Are you planning to circumnavigate the globe, too?
MSK: Yes
MSK: Who is this?
PetTrout: My real screen name is (redacted) without the xes
PetTrout: We’ve been trouted.
MSK: You’re beginning to pique my interest.
I [...]
August 21, 2008
Categories: dolphins . Tags: aim, bot, confusion, disarray, oddware, program, trout . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 2 Comments
All this recent hoopla in my head over the convergence of film and gaming, my two most beloved things, has led me to draw up a few ideal casting choices for some upcoming games-to-movies, namely BioShock and Metal Gear Solid, which has the added benefit of being 90% movie anyway.
Bioshock:
Protagonist Jack: You want someone who’s [...]
August 21, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, Film, Writing, Etc., Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: bioshock, captain hammer, captain tightpants, daniel day lewis, david carradine, dr horrible, evangeline lilly, film, george takei, jack nicholson, jake gyllenhaal, james macavoy, john noble, joss whedon, kill bill, lost, metal gear solid, mgs, milkshake, movies, nathan fillion, philip seymour hoffman, psychotic, robin williams, sulu, video games, viggo mortensen . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
Too Human. Two words. It is a game that has been in development over ten years. Originally slated for release on the PlayStation 1, Too Human has since gone through iterations on the Nintendo GameCube and the Xbox 360, where at long last it has seen release.
This story isn’t about the game, though. This story [...]
August 21, 2008
Categories: Editorial, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: 1up, bias, bryan intihar, denis dyack, Editorial, epic games, gamecube, legal, luke smith, mark rein, media, microsoft, nintendo, playstation, review, too human, video games, xbox, xbox 360, ziff davis . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 3 Comments
This whole post is little more than self-indulgence. I’m going to be talking myself through a minor existential crisis, only in semi-public. Feel free to skip it.
I’ve been afilliated with many groups online over the years, in various capacities, and one thing has remained the same. I’ve always been something of a polarizing figure. People [...]
August 14, 2008
Categories: introspection . Tags: 21, alcohol, fuckwad, internet, introspection, psychology, serious business, too much free time . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment