It would seem that my good friend Barry Obama has the Democratic nomination all wrapped up! That’s good, I was running low on beans in my apocalypse shelter.
This whole ordeal, just the ordeal of nominating, mind you, has been the greatest circus I have ever seen in my twenty years of inside-the-beltway life. Well, technically [...]
May 13, 2008
Categories: frothing rant, politics . Tags: 3 AM, apocalypse, barack obama, beans, bill clinton, blowjob, cave, democrats, dick jokes, george bush, hillary clinton, monica lewinsky, nomination, politics, psychosis, republicans, washington, white house . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 1 Comment
Iron Man lights a fire underneath its competitors in the increasingly-stale summer-superhero genre. Robert Downey Jr. is no tortured Bruce Wayne, no awkward Peter Parker, he’s goddamn Iron Man, in the suit and out.
May 6, 2008
Categories: Editorial, Film, Writing, Etc. . Tags: avengers, blockbuster, comic books, film, gwyneth paltrow, iron man, iron monger, jeff bridges, obadiah stane, pepper potts, review, robert downey jr, stay after the credits, summer, superheroes, terrence howard, tony stark . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
Every week I hear a new studio talking about how Licensed MMO X will topple World of Warcraft and ascend to the throne of MMO supremacy.
They’re all fucking morons and 100% wrong. They know it, too. Most of these people will be ecstatic should they breach 1 million subscribers.
World of Warcraft is far [...]
May 3, 2008
Categories: Editorial, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: apple, blizzard, Bullshit, business, china, console games, crap, halo, intellectual property, ipod, licensing, mmorpgs, multiplayer, mummorpurgers, shovelware, star wars, starcraft, video games, warcraft, world of warcraft . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: 2 Comments
The past few weeks I’ve been dealing with a lot. Lot of bullshit. I’ve gone into turtle mode, really, and because of it my writing has suffered. Anyway, I’m going to try to make the effort to write some more here, maybe pump a bit more life into this dead husk of a blag. I’ve [...]
May 3, 2008
Categories: Bullshit, dolphins, introspection, politics . Tags: america, beijing, Bullshit, china, economics, grand theft auto, hormones, life, mad, medicine, niko bellic, olympics, politics, psychiatry, psychology, sex, united states . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment