That is all. More tomorrow when I’m not addled by fatigue.
(Hyper-late Edit: Obviously this never happened. I’ll try to make up for it with something fantasmically awesome.)
Go Buy Devil May Cry 4
Chris Taylor is Wrong
So Chris Taylor, he of Total Annihilation fame, is demagoguing about how to “save PC gaming”. Of course, he’s got it wrong.
Putting aside the fact that he’s an irrelevant fucktard, a one-hit-wonder of a game developer whose library is a cavalcade of mediocrity, to ape the inimitable Yahtzee, he’s on the wrong path.
Taylor says that [...]
THE FUTURE IS NOW
I must share something. Something amazing, something science fiction.
Dominos Pizza is now providing… REAL TIME PIZZA TRACKING.
After placing your order online, you are given the option to go visit the Pizza Tracker, complete with status bar that updates in real time as the various stages of your pizza’s journey are completed.
This is so extraordinary, I [...]
It’s been a bad case of February
Life’s been a bitch lately. It’s about that time of year.
Anyway, I do have a musing to share with you all. I’ve remarked before about how many of my fucking idiot friends are doing things such as getting engaged/married at ages comparable to my own, that is 20 years old.
That’s retarded.
Another one seems to have [...]
The Root of All Evil
Has anyone else ever noticed that the folk-devil trumpeted as “the reason our kids are all going to be evil baby-raping murderous sociopaths” changes several times per generation? It’s true!
In my generation, we’ve had rap, marylin manson (notable for being one of the few individuals declared to be the antichrist, although he was doing it [...]
Chaos.
Many people have asked me about the quote I bear as my standard, on the side there. The reality/fantasy/chaos thing. Yes.
Its origin was in the Applegeeks chatroom once upon a time, when I was discussing one of my many absolutely batshit ideas. The one that gave rise to that? A world domination plan.
Here’s how it [...]
Friends With Retards
No offense to actual retards meant by the following.
Anyway, has anyone else noticed that as your life progresses, it isn’t so much a journey in self-improvement and maturity as it is weeding out the retards that you’re friends with? I know most of the stupid shit I’ve done in the past, the sort of thing [...]
The Pile Grows Ever Greater
I’ve been trying to play through more of my video games in the past week or so. My Pile of Shame as of right now is fairly significant, though I’ve made some progress in diminishing it.
First off, everyone who owns an Xbox 360 with an ideal or near-ideal setup (ideal being HDTV and 5.1, near [...]
So the US Navy test-fired their railgun today…
The project is to create a ship-mounted railgun that can fire a projectile over 200 nautical miles with precision. The pure aluminum slug was fired with ten megajoules of energy, part of its casing vaporizing on launch. No explosives were involved in the test. Pretty cool, but I’ve got one better.
The weapon of the future? [...]
