The Playstation 3 hasn’t exactly enjoyed the world’s greatest library since its launch. A number of titles that fans were counting on to give them some much-needed value faltered, seemingly because of motion controls, time pressure, or both. Lair and Heavenly Sword arrived to much fanfare but little welcome, as they both were [...]
October 31, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Reviews, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: console, eye of judgement, folklore, folksoul, game republic, hype, mediocrity, msk learned how to split posts, playstation, pokemon, review, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
There’s a particularly interesting term thrown around by people in the industry. The definition given is someone who owns all the consoles, or is otherwise not biased in any one direction.
From a linguistic perspective, though, it sounds as though it is someone who is uncertain as to the existence of consoles. Less literally, and likely [...]
October 31, 2007
Categories: Bullshit, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: Bullshit, cane fights, fun, genocide, hyperbole, language, linguistics, murder, politics, religion, shit-flinging, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
As this is the first full review on The Chaos Fold, I’m going to take the time to explain my methodology.
I review games based on their play value. If I buy a game that is graphically amazing, but with lackluster controls, a piss-weak storyline, or flawed design principles, I’ll say “Skip it” or something [...]
October 31, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Reviews, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: ampersand, awesome, bioshock, box art, buy it, half-life, halo, insomniac, new york times, pixar, playstation, ratchet & clank, review, sixaxis, sony, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
I’m planning on throwing up at least five game reviews tomorrow. I’m likely to expand the site to better organize the editorial stuff. A look at what’s on deck:
Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction. (PS3)
Folklore (PS3)
The Orange Box (PC)
PSP Slim & The Daxter Bundle
World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade (PC)
The WoW [...]
October 30, 2007
Categories: Bullshit, Film, Writing, Etc., Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: lies, shenanigans, trickery . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
One of the earliest PlayStation 3 games to jump out at me was, well, one of the earliest PlayStation 3 games to jump out at anyone.
Assassin’s Creed, from UbiSoft, appeared to be if not unique, at least polished to a mirror shine. The trailers showed an intensely stylish evolution of the recent Prince of [...]
October 30, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Video Gamez!!1!1!11, frothing rant . Tags: altair, assassin's creed, donahoe, dysgraphia, egm, frenchies, jade raymond, jerusalem, marketing, metaphor, muslim protagonist, playstation, prince of persia, ubisoft, video games, wrong . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
So I’m posting on boards.1up.com today, when I come across a thread that asks if it is right or wrong to play a game based on the Iraq war/GWoT.
Short answer, No.
Long answer, No, but that doesn’t mean developers will actually make them. As I intimated in the thread, those are dark and dangerous waters [...]
October 21, 2007
Categories: Bullshit, Editorial . Tags: children, fascists, gaming, hilarity, idiots, internet, iraq, lawl, lulz, politics, republicans, retards, serious fucking business, trolling, video games, war, white supremacists, why do you hate america . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
(Ed. Note: This letter was sent to Roger Ebert and the Chicago Sun-Times editorial staff on 20 October, 2007. It is reprinted here for posterity. Spoilers abound for BioShock and Half-Life 2: Episode 2)
In recent days, much has been made of Mr. Ebert’s comments on the concept of video games being referred to [...]
October 20, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Film, Writing, Etc., Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: art, attention whore, bioshock, chicago sun-times, film, half-life, most popular post, no reply, review, rez, roger ebert, shadow of the colossus, spoilers, video games . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
I’m beginning to think that my generation has gotten the shaft.
The boomers were often maligned for being self-centered and arrogant, which in many cases I can agree with. However, the boomers also gave birth to Rock & Roll, drove the civil rights movement, and ended the Vietnam war. With such a vital [...]
October 19, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Revelations, introspection . Tags: abortion, baby boomers, bastards, cocksuckers, homophobia, homosexuality, introspection, patriotism, pessimism, politics, united states, vietnam . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
There’s a nice discussion on The Escapist in regards to everyone’s favorite First-Person-Puzzler, Portal.
It got me thinking, as it were, about just how much Valve (and the inevitable copycats) will be able to do with this concept. The game, if you haven’t played it yet, is perhaps the best technically-executed idea in gaming right [...]
October 18, 2007
Categories: Editorial, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: awesome, cake, delicious cake, erik wolpaw, fps, game design, game of the year, glados, portal, rpg, rts, starcraft, valve, video games, weighted companion cube . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment
At least in terms of game acquisitions.
Picked up a brand-spanking-new PSP Slim, the Daxter bundle. I’m hoping to pick up Final Fantasy Tactics soon, I am filled with animal lust over the prospect of playing that game again.
Picked up The Orange Box.
Picked up Folklore for PS3. So far, I’m really digging it. [...]
October 11, 2007
Categories: Bullshit, Video Gamez!!1!1!11 . Tags: consumer whore, dentistry, folklore, oral, pills, playstation, pokemon, surgery, video games, xbox . Author: a.e.zimmer . Comments: Leave a Comment