So I’m in one of my near-deranged sleepless states wherein I can’t really do anything other than blather on about nonsense.
Oh well.
I’ve been trying to pick up a freelance or goon-work gig in the press recently. It’s been too long since I’ve done the whole “write about real things” deal. Granted, my press [...]
Writing
Why do I always look insane
Another straight rip from Karen’s Flickr:
I can’t be in pictures without looking at least slightly unhinged. Even when I try to look normal it just comes out “Oh my god this man belongs to a reality that is not our own”
Karen, however, looks elegantly unhinged! Much as one might after a day in [...]
IT BEGINS
Last morning, after a sleepless night, I had a fun time. I got two teeth ripped out of my mouth!
Yes, the great oral-surgery saga has begun, and as such I will be spending at least two weeks heavily medicated and bleeding. Next thrursday is the nefariously-named Phase II, wherein I will have yet [...]
Those last two posts were too serious…
To balance it all out, here’s a giant dick joke!
…Don’t you dare judge me.
