You would think, that in this magical fairytale world we live in, that some schmuck would invent a tire that is immune to puncture.
Hell, James Bond had that “push a button on your cell phone and make the tires fixed” thing. I want that. More so, I want an invincible tire. I want something that would require explosives to dent it. I want a tire that will eat children if need be.
My dad and I were getting some stuff done today, and the tire blew. Right now I just feel like there’s a big ulcerative lesion where my sanity should be.
…Remember, Andrew, go to your cave.

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